100% true

I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!

I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad, and think, “Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!”

How do I go back to college?
I don’t know who I am anymore!
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh…
I wish I could just drop a class…
Or get into a play…
Or change my major…
Or fuck my T.A.
I need an academic advisor to point the way!

We could be…
Sitting in the computer lab,
4 A.M. before the final paper is due,
Cursing the world ’cause I didn’t start sooner,
And seeing the rest of the class there, too!

I wish I could go back to college!
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH…
I wish I had taken more pictures.

But if I were to go back to college,
Think what a loser I’d be-
I’d walk through the quad,
And think “Oh my God…”
“These kids are so much younger than me.”

4 thoughts on “100% true

  1. HAHAHAHA. I wanna go back to being a college student, too. I thought that without classes, just working would be so much easier, but how wrong that is! In fact, it seems more exhausting than ever!

  2. I only have a year left of college, but I know how you feel. >_< I don’t want to go into the real world of work yet, but staying in college for an extended period would make me feel strange among the 18-20 year olds. 🙁 We’re getting old, Heather.

  3. Lol…… I don’t know. College life is great and all, but I think I’ll have enough years of school to last me a life time (what with grad school and all). Actually I’m more excited about becoming my own person, having a wonderful career, and being independent. XD Maybe I say this because I’m still in college.

  4. At this very instant I suddenly thought of graduating and having to look for a job and I panicked. And immediately I thought to come here and say OKKK I get it. XD

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